Toast and Friends

Waht

hi im jake thats me

do you wanna see my alien that i made with punett squares

Hi Jake, my name is Monkeyspanker

Sure

What about me 😢😭

Shit you’re back..

his name is disgrace

grace for short

Goofy ah ni-

your baby is a fucking abomination

I did a similar project except I had to make a whole ass family

I did none of that

he’s beautiful and i love him

I went to kick him in his non-visible schlong

I love him

It’s ugly just like you

no :(

ok woah buddy

Not directed towards you

where is toast

How should I know?

U talk to him more than I do

What happened to the no grudge thing

cause he’s my boyfriendddd

hehehe

I tend to move inconsistent, also I just roasted you, stop being sensitive

may guess what

What?

Then YOU should know where he is

Amy has fallen into the online dating pit along with nearly everyone else on this site

toamyyy

I'm the only lonely one left now

Cuteee

oh come on wade don’t be jelly

Rip

you’ll find someone too

Wade should date me fr

I’m nooot..I’m fInE trust me.

what happened with that girl

I’d rather date a cactus

enemies to lovers like me and toast

i could see it

Oh shit sorry

damn wade abusing mod?

Misclick

ok

NO

what flavor of ICE should i get

YES

TOAMY

YES

JANUT

BUT I DID THE SHIP NAME GIRL WITH TOAST

Waht

Wade come here kiss me frfr

THT FUGLY BITCH DIDNT SAY NOTHING

HE JUST SAID GN

I’d rather die

he’s kinda dry

SO WHEN I SEE HIM AGAIN I GOTCHU GIRL IMA SAY I SHIP AMY AND TOAST

but i love him <3

he looks dry

THT RECIDING HAIRLINES DRY

U CAN TELL HE AINT EVEN U FACEWASH

BRO USES ACID

he’s so hot

THOSE EYES

BITCH LOOK LIKE THT ONE HOEFROM SOUTH PARK

GOT ME RIZZED UP FRFR

Whatever you say

Bro my Mom just threatened to kick me out again?? I'm literally just sitting here???

HOLY SHITBALLS YOURE RIGHT

W Mom

what the fuck

oh shit i realized i never divorced jake

jake i’m filing divorce papers

BRO BE LOOKIN LIKE THIS HOE

What about your first wife virgo

You’re right ngl

she’s different cause i love her <3

oh btw

TOLD U LMFAO

may we made a post on bp saying toamy

I can’t unsee it.

is a thing

Wade man the actual fuck

GOOD

Why would you bet those dumb fucks involved?

to get a reaction

Bruh

do you know how much we hated each other lmao

I nearly accidentally almsot banend May just now

fr enemies to lovers

but anyway

"accidentally"

tbh

they had some words

the way i greeted jake

Nahhhhh

ye

was stupid asd

Some chatted then the thing dropped down then my finger landed in ban isnated of reply

asf*

Link

I mean hey u wanna run away anyway, so win win!

Dick

Pussy

dawg i litterally was like "🤨" bro said "who are you?" i just said "yo long lost dadday"

Guys, no conflict

Cock

Penis

But it’s fun and entertaining

https://www.boredpanda.com/10-screenshots-of-the-best-bored-panda-comments/?comment_id=17341687

Chickens

Schlong

TOAST

Toast my friend buddy pal dude hiii

Dong

AYO THT TOAST?

toastieee

schlong

toast why you ignoring us :(

It’s so accurate I’m dead

Bro looks like Kyle mixed with Kenny

SIHUKHAIUDHAIDU

FR

why is the entire emoji of that sentence “😐”

sorry amy, I was looking at bp

ok :)

Toast has changed a lot recently

so wsg

yeah he’s awesome

yes as his destiny to look like kyle

Bro my mom is still yelling for no reason

Toast you should go as Kyle next Halloween

but he’s still my bbg <3

yesss

he is tho

"Not today, not tomorrow, but I'm gonna kill you"

BRO AINT EVEN GOTTA DRESS UP

Fr

HE LOOKS LKE HOE ALREADY

Dude doesn't need a costume

Lmao

i’ll be heidi

i didnt even have a costume so i used makeup nd some black gothic dress i had

im not emo i swear

MY SKELETON COSTUME WAS GOOD

it was also last minute

I don’t think I ever mentioned it, but I love the Harley Quinn pfp lol

Jack?

Best line

tyyy <3

yessss

toast be less dry

ples

Skeleton Jack is king of the pumpkin patch

..............

YK ITS KINDA HARD

I cant, I'm a desert

Full of sand

and I hate snad

and

sand

That’s what she said

Called it

be like the mississippi

“I hate sand..it’s gets everywhere”

and thats what u did bitch HEEHEHE

And then Padme’s like: “yes daddy”

then dark vadar was like "I AM YO DADDAY"

“Choke me harder Annie”

definitely gets inside me

like toast

AHSAOHDOADHOIC

In my undies.

Who what

Dark Vader, offbrand Darth Vader

I carried my team in science

Bro she's still yelling 💀

L

i know your project was so awesome

Dumbass idiots

what the fuck

not really

looks normal to me

they're pretty chill

Just stop doing what ur doing then

awww i love your bio <3333

yo toast

bals

ye?

sak

DO U THINK

But I'm not doing anything

u look like kyle

from south park

no

BULLSHIT

Bro looks like cartman fr

I'm not that short

:)))))

HDUAIDHIFHF THE FAT BITCH

and I'm not blonde

Yea but just like…stop

thank you amy

Dude it’s crazy

ofc bbg

WELL HOW WAS WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW

U COVERED IT WITH YO HAT

IDK, How were you?

Madi if I was a South Park character who would I be?

Jesus

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Jake, this you?

toast ily say it back

YES

ily too amy

ok bye guys <3333

Lmao

bye bye amy

Yes

I write way too much

how many characters in your story?

Stan Marsh

Bye <3

The new Fletcher and Charlie everybody!

Alright bet

nah i ain’t gon lick no hands

yet

🤨

one my friends said im like Wendy Testaburger

SOBBNG

I HATE CHEERLEADING

Brb gotta do something with my life 🤮

PFF

WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSE

D TO MEAN

you aren't licking hands yet

yet

Good idea

GIRL HE TRYNA FUCK

do you want me to 💀

FUCK U THINK THT SUPPOSED TO MEAN

bro got hands in mouth kink fr

nahhhh he don’t

Chex 2.0

only charlie dumb asf

amy isnt

BRB kids mental breakdown

OK

good luck with that

toast you still on?

i decided to stay

cause my teacher left

Yeha

yeah

my group is presenting the science thing in like 30 minutes

ok

OH GOOD LUCK

also you have a nice name

i’m the only one on here who knows right?

thank you amuy

yeah probably

*amy

also your slides were my favorite;)

amuy is wild

amu

emu

lemu

temu

i was about to say that

lmao

we're in sync

frfr

best girlfriend frfr

frfr ong

ong frfr

lmao

we need more stuff to talk about

yeah

yeah

yeah

yeah

yeah

Ok back..uhm..I’m gonna go on a hiatus probably

yeah

Who TF is siarra

alright

me fr

oh ok

POSSIBLY Toby

no you’re too hot

Probably starting tmrw.

oh btw

in bio

yeah?

we’re calculating our future children

I see

I can help😏

i need someone to have children with me

😏😏😏😏

Ima make a posty post

ok

WAIT YALL WAS DATING ALREADY?

MAN FUCK WAS WE HERE FOR TO SAY THE SHIP NAME THEN

I THOUGHT TOAST WAS JUST SLOW AS SHIT

Dude I think I'm actually getting kicked out lmao

Be back later

crazy fr

ye

i think

Love y'all <3

still not sure toast rlly likes me 💀

byeee

See ya later if I'm not homeless lmao

Lmao

MTF HOW

BITCH U SAID BEST GIRLFRIEND SMTH

BRO SAID ONG FR

LIKE

Waht

guess who's back

back again

jake's back

tell a friend

Lmao

btw love the Green Day in your bio

may or may not have sped to that song several times while omw to pick up my sister

GREEN DAY IS SO GOOD

any songs they make

bangers fr

hell yeahhhh