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Bro im so angry at my body cause sometimes when i fart it's boiling hot and it hurts so bad and it always smells like eggs 😿

You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. All the β€œvalidation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your β€œfriends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors. Men are utterly repul… Read more

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As the Great Cletus said,

β€œEggs don’t belong in a chicken’s eye, it belongs in their pee-poo-birth-hole.”

I got a haircut now my head kinda looks like an egg kid thing my hair grows fast as fuck

I mean obvi the egg came before the chicken yk being evolved from a T-rex but did the T-rex or the egg come first?

It's not even morning I got breakfast on my mind I need a number two, a number four, two number 9s And can you add a sausage, egg and cheese with hash browns on the side My boy Paulo want an orange juice But he said he don't want ice (No ice) Can I put some grape jelly in the bag that would be nice And I think I want some hotcakes can you make it 405 Can I add a chicken biscuit make sure that it's freshly fried And S… Read more

ok if you get this right you will have good luck i have 3 eggs i crack one cook one and eat one how many eggs are left

hello im bored in my class so im on here idk y tho my teach is talking about chicken and eggs in a class about money im very confused