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I LIKE TO LICK ALL YO’S DICK SO ILL BE SICK WHAT THE FRICK?

AND I LICK ASS I WEIGHT A TON O’MASS I DONT TOUCH GRASS AND WHAT IS BRASS

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Did you know the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park were all female so they didn't have to animate big floppy dicks.

You might think I'm crazy The way I've been cravin' If I put it quite plainly Just gimme them babies So, what you doing tonight? Better say, "Doin' you right" (yeah) Watchin' movies, but we ain't seen a thing tonight (yeah) I don't wanna keep you up (you up) But show me, can you keep it up? (It up) 'Cause then I'll have to keep you up Shit, maybe I'ma keep you up, boy I've been drinking coffee (I've been drinking cof… Read more

technically, a human is hollow. we have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. we are bascially tubes

i leave for an 3 hours and I come back to aston being a dick (nothing new) really

I am a registered sex offender, I stuck my dick into blender

Your mom is a trangender

And I am a professional nude sender.

bro @avaiscool this dude is 15 and your thirteen, he literally tryna pick you up so you can ride his dick man. dont trust him. he's been doing this every .single. day. first he liked lizz then , sad sarah, prob some other girl, now you. i fucking done with his shit man. like we are not friends, and we will never be.

I cheated on my wife with a 13 year old so he beat me, raped me, then put my dick in a blender and fucked my wife as I watched

How do I bounce on my boyfriend’s dick like an absolute champ? I find it tiring, hard on the knees, I’m insecure about my belly and I worry about bending his dick. Male and female advice welcome!!

I mistakenly sexted my wife’s sister A couple years ago I was on a business trip and missing my wife. I decided to take a suggestive picture (me in my boxer briefs, clearly with a bulge and just the tip sticking out the top) and send it to my wife. We don’t usually sext but I figured she’d appreciate knowing I was thinking of her.

It was late, I was tired, and barely paying attention. I accidentally sent it to her s… Read more