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Alright FOR STARTERS, let me explain and tell everyone the truth here about me and Jake breaking up. I'll confirm what’s fake and what's not, starting with the first rumor. The rumors about me and Jake breaking up are true. We broke up about a month ago, due to personal reasons that were going on with Jake and slowly drifting apart. The reason I didn't tell anyone about me and him not being together anymore, was be… Read more

13 years ago, a horrid tragedy struck. A big aluminum tube full of explosive jet full (totally not from the CIA. Totally) decided to ruin Americas day. Big aluminum tube decided to say hi to Big Rectangular Prism #1. People got very scared. Soon, Big Aluminum tube #2 went to say hi to Rectangular Prism #1's twin, Rectangular prism #2 at a funny angle for the memes. And then Big Aluminum tube #3 went to say hello to i… Read more

Well, if you are reading this you may as well know that this right here is a goodbye letter. I will be leaving, cya guys until next year. I joined here in 2022 (got banned a lot lmao) I have had a whole ton of fun with you guys. wje have been one of the funniest things that I have ever been on but also a retarded site too. It's been nice. "But all good things must come to an end. but with the end of one thing, anothe… Read more

Well, if you are reading this you may as well know that this right here is a goodbye letter. I will be leaving the 23rd of this month, I joined In the middle of dec in 2022. My overall experience with this website was awesome I enjoyed every second of it with all of you guys (expect for the bad days) I had a lot of ups and downs on this website with some of y’all BUT other than that y’all were some pretty cool people… Read more

Hey everyone, it's with a heavy heart that I've decided to officially leave the site due to ongoing impersonation issues. Despite efforts to address the problem, it persisted, making it difficult for me to continue engaging here. I want to thank those who have supported me genuinely, and I hope our paths cross again in the future. I'm never gonna come back, not even from time to time, and any impersonator claiming otherwise is spreading falsehoods. Lastly, I’m pretty sure the impersonator is AG. I hope that son of a bitch ends himself. That wraps up my goodbye post, thank you all. - Silent Specter

Eminem was born on October 17, 1972. His mom had some weird blood-poisoning sickness in her titties, so she couldn’t BREASTFEED him... I guess he just drank normal milk. Eminem’s dad left him a young age, so he and his mom lived together by themselves, they moved several times, in FACT, Eminem claimed that he went to 15 shitty schools during his childhood. Believe it or not, Eminem was actually born in MISSOURI, but … Read more

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Guys, Im thinking about calling in sick trmw but I cant decide. should I? if you can please give valid pros+cons, I made a listt but the pros and cons are equal.. please and thankyou

If you forget me Poem: I want you to know one thing.

You know how this is: if I look at the crystal moon, at the red branch of the slow autumn at my window, if I touch near the fire the impalpable ash or the wrinkled body of the log, everything carries me to you, as if everything that exists, aromas, light, metals, were little boats that sail toward those isles of yours that wait for me.

Well, now, if little by lit… Read more

I'ma be on alot less, after the 8th whomever ends up as mod, will decide if I stay gone almost all the time, or I start slowly getting on. Being on less, from chromebook being blocked, opens my eyes. I'm almost always annoyed by some pple here, so I'll be on around some people, and sometimes.

Once upon a time in the deepest depths of hell, Alastor, known as "The Radio Demon," found himself feeling uncharacteristically bored. As a sadistic demon with a penchant for chaos, it was rare for Alastor to experience such an emotion. However, his mischievous nature compelled him to seek out something that could bring pleasure to his twisted soul.

Eying his retrofitted radio booth, Alastor's eyes flickered with a … Read more

A man had just finished drinking at the pub yk how it goes walking besides the train tracks AND THIS WAS A SMALL VILLAGE SO NOT MUCH HAPPENED When suddenly he saw a random silver case on the side in the grass near the train tracks NOW PEOPLE HAD BEEN SEEING THIS SUIT CASE FOR A FEW WEEKS NOW but no one did anything or opened it because what if a man left it yk? cant go through someones stuff But the mans curiosity go… Read more

ok guys this isn’t because i’m a scared person at all but im going to leave the website. i realized that there wasn’t a point of going on here anymore as soon as my friends left so i dont see a point in staying anymore. i need to clear some shit up before i leave. 1. istg im not opal. however we are close off of wje. we met over discord and we talked for a while and then opal invited me over to wje. i would never … Read more

The year was 2022. In a dark corner of the internet, there existed worstjokesever.com, a website filled with the most cringe-worthy jokes one could imagine. Among the members, a deeply disturbed individual named Ashton Parks roamed freely, lurking in the shadows. However, unbeknownst to the other users, Ashton's presence spun a horrifying web that extended far beyond the world of jokes.

Ashton, with his cunning ways… Read more

Hello Matthias, I hope this message reaches you promptly. My name is Silent Specter (I'm on an alt), and I recently discovered that my account on WJE has been suspended. I'm reaching out urgently to understand the specific reasons behind this action. I've always respected and followed the community guidelines on WJE (if there are any), and the suspension has left me puzzled. Could you please provide clarification on … Read more

so it’s Tuesday and I decided today that I need to start standing on business and I know I say I can quit things whenever I want but I just don’t want to... well idk I feel like it’s lowkey an issue w this site (not the people obviously) but i wanna just have some self discipline and prove to myself that I can do what I say I will, regardless if it’s something I rlly enjoy. so I’m gonna leave the site. I’m done. thank you to my friends, I appreciate u guys.

Scary WJE Story: Once upon a time, in the dark underbelly of the internet, there existed a website known as WorstJokesEver (WJE). It was a virtual den of wickedness, notorious for its twisted humor and malevolent pranks. The site thrived with an insidious charm, attracting thousands of members who reveled in its evil antics. But within the shadows lurked Dagger, a formidable moderator of WJE. Dagger had once been an… Read more

funny story about yesterday ( true )

a teacher / or principle walked into my science room ( I was upstairs not in science that period ) and he/she walked into a fire extinguisher and it dropped to the floor nd exploded, then people decided to spray cologne with it, and mf I thought someone went GAHGAHBOOM on the school, but any ways it got into a chemical room nd mixed in with chemicals too...

i inhaled so much of it on accident dude.. nd in certain sents I'm allergic too, GUESS WHOS SICK NOWWWW