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do you realize that even if you ban someone, they can make new accounts? idiots.

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Goodness me, why so sad? Has something happened dear... associate? Eternal pain you say? Do you want, or NEED something to numb it? Ha! You think I can help you? What signals have I made to suggest that? That hurt your feelings? Ooh, I seem to look like I care. My apologies, I was being unclear about my emotions. You want to talk about it? Do I seem like a trustworthy person? Why, thank you! I would not say the same for you. I rarely find people trustworthy enough to tell them that.

don’t ask, i was bored okay?

im starting a competition to see who can make the most disturbing/cursed ai art post them in the comments

Time for a fucked up story with DP! We start our story with a 2 year old child, his parents divorce and obviously split custody. The mom gets him sometimes and the dad gets him sometimes. Seems fine right? Fast forward and now the child is 8, still the same thing, back and fourth between the two parents, UNTIL..the Dad figured out that whenever the child is with the Mom, the Mom dresses him up like a girl and calls h… Read more

Ok guys I'm bored so, Nominate a person to be the best person of wje! Rules: Cant nominate yourself. Cant nominate me Each person can only be nominated once. I will make a pole and the last person surviving is just better than the best :/

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When people ask my gender:

I might have a dick, I might be a chick I might be a guy who's a chick with a dick

But I suck cock and eat pussy the same, I put all the famous pornstars to shame.

I can bang both your parents all night, I'll fuck them both rough as they moan in delight.

Assalum Alaykum, Monolingual Beta Males! It is Language Simp, your favorite hyperpolyglot gigachad alphamale. Tell me to speak a language! I can speak over 50 Languages at a D1 fluent level!

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It sucks when people spam the chat to make the number comments up to 1000, so nobody can use it. If you do that, Fuck you.

I, your name, do solemnly swear Not to off myself, think about offing myself Or continue thinking about offing myself Without reaching out for help after listening to this song Sometimes I see her on the sidewalk, biking on the wet chalk Spelling out their names, and I feel insane 'Cause I know it's just a game that I'm playing with my brain I don't see her, but I see her And I know it isn't real, but I fake it anywa… Read more

My aunt bought me Nair and now I can be all smooth and pretty and possibly make my brother bald my mixing it into the shampoo but being smooth and pretty is my first priority :3