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created a new public account because chunke took the old one but i only sent it to the people in my uwu messages if you want the account give me your name on uwu and promise you wont change the password

Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yellow, black. Y… Read more

(Requested by Anonymous)

Arthur strolled into camp with a mischievous smirk on his face, his clothes nowhere to be found. Dutch raised an eyebrow at him, his expression a mixture of confusion and annoyance.

"What the hell are you doing, Arthur?" Dutch demanded.

"Just enjoying a little freedom, Dutch," Arthur replied with a chuckle. "Why, are you jealous?"

Dutch glared at him, crossing his arms. "Put some damn clo… Read more

Alr yall so for the next two weeks or so I won’t be as active as I used to, I’m going to a different country because we’re having kind of a “family reunion” sort of thing, will be less active but I’m not gonna fully disappear.

after my situation that went down, i keep constantly bugging people ik to talk to and call me and i wanna give them their space but then i get more sad and overthink, what can i do to help distract and isolate myself while being in a good mood?

how dose a grownup go missing like i see posters of missing adults like they can but also they can also jsut leave nd ghost everyone but could be like "missing"

A man had just finished drinking at the pub yk how it goes walking besides the train tracks AND THIS WAS A SMALL VILLAGE SO NOT MUCH HAPPENED When suddenly he saw a random silver case on the side in the grass near the train tracks NOW PEOPLE HAD BEEN SEEING THIS SUIT CASE FOR A FEW WEEKS NOW but no one did anything or opened it because what if a man left it yk? cant go through someones stuff But the mans curiosity go… Read more

yuanyen, can't reach discord for a while but... don't believe wade. also, i have new information.

“Bye bye friends, I’ll be back“ Well I’m back! Sorta. I’m not leaving tho so don’t get your dick in a twist lmao but I am going to be on less, sorta like what Ethan does. I will go back to being on normally down the line but for now I definitely need to shorten the amount of time I’m on here. I’ve been slacking in school to be on here and I need to get my priories in order. But I can’t leave fully because I am glued to this site and I love you guys(well most of you) no homo. Thank you for coming to my Ded talk.

Hello, I am writing to ask a question... Do you guys forgive me? I am actually sorry. I f you forgive me I promise to: Stop alting (I already stopped but ye) Be nicer Not cause any more arguments. :) Have a nice day i guess. :)

Does the name fucking bear make me sound like a douche? I want to sound kind of slutty but not too slutty. Like it’s my stripper name...is spearmint space bar better?

Once upon a time in the deepest depths of hell, Alastor, known as "The Radio Demon," found himself feeling uncharacteristically bored. As a sadistic demon with a penchant for chaos, it was rare for Alastor to experience such an emotion. However, his mischievous nature compelled him to seek out something that could bring pleasure to his twisted soul.

Eying his retrofitted radio booth, Alastor's eyes flickered with a … Read more

Dear whomever lies eyes upon this,

Without you, this world wouldn't be the same. Many people have many problems, but if you have even just one, you still deserve help for it. Some people have a view on mental health differently than others, but it is important. Every single one of you deserves so much, some won't get it till later in life. You hear things like you're never alone, you aren't. We all hav… Read more

Poll

When people ask my gender:

I might have a dick, I might be a chick I might be a guy who's a chick with a dick

But I suck cock and eat pussy the same, I put all the famous pornstars to shame.

I can bang both your parents all night, I'll fuck them both rough as they moan in delight.

Blah blah hiatus I’m leaving yadda yadda won’t be here but I’ll be on uwu some uh bye

Alright guys I went on hiatus because I needed to lay low for a while, but I'm officially "back" now. I might not be on every single day, and sometimes I'll be here all day. Just letting you know.