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Bear Community

hi guys lemme get this straight, my names annelise and i live next door to elsa, she told me abt explain bear and explain hamster and suggested i become explain dinosaur so i did! im 15 and yh :) pls dont confuse me with elsa lmao. ty divas

Ladies and gentlemen of the forest, let us take a moment to reflect on the astounding uselessness of this creature we call 'the bear.' What does it truly contribute, besides noise, mud tracks, and an endless appetite for honey? It claims strength, yet spends half its life asleep. It claims dominance, yet the most impressive thing it can do is knock over a picnic basket and pretend that’s a skill.

This so-called 'kin… Read more

WE DID IT!! The Explain Bear cult has officially revived the site, all thanks to Blach and I, MAY THE WINNING PERSIST!!!!

Holy fuck this site is actually alive I forgot this site even existed Anyways I’ve just been off of here because I lowkey have a life outside of the internet, I’m on other online whatnot and make music now, My SoundCloud is prodmonarda and my instagram and discord is also prodmonarda Matt or explain bear if you see this I am deeply sorry for my actions

Explain Bear and Corrupt Diss Track: First off, fuck off this site, no one asked for your two man circus of cringe And no one’s impressed by your dime store ideas of relevance Y’all walking red flags with Wi-Fi, always looking for a target Probably because you can’t stand the fact that you’re forgotten This ain't the Hunger Games, and you ain’t fucking President Snow Nobody likes you, fuck your monologues and your ma… Read more