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Still writing that long ass story btw, suggestions are GREATLY APPRECIATED!!! So far I have a few arcs:

- The characters join the Cartel - They travel across the desert on a train and meet an inventor - The inventor teleports them to medieval Scotland - They help Scotland win their war for Independence - They sort of kidnap a Scottish girl and teleport back to present-day - She meets her ancestor and he becomes a zo… Read more

Goodnight WJE, sleep warm and tight. Please don’t argue and please don’t fight. Your troubles seem large, but they will pass. Everyone get your heads out of your ass.

My science teacher was being such a retard today he was on my ass for no reason and literally I wasn’t even talking to that bitch when I said why does it look like that (was talking abt a white blood cell) and he said why do u look like that and I said idk why do U look like THAT and he said my dna and I said damn I’d hate to see ur ancestors and he sent me to the office like bitch don’t start stuff u can’t finish

I’m writing a long ass story that has a weird but continuous plot. Feel free to leave suggestions in the comments and I’ll incorporate them into my hellish amalgamation of hot garbage

hey anyone wanna..i dunno..not fight? istg if anyone here starts to fight i'll kick your fucking ass

Attention fuckers: im doing some stupid ass project where imma bs the shit out of a story and try to max out the Google Docs character count (~1.02 million). The story will basically be an ongoing adventure that literally does not end, so if you have any suggestion of something to add, whether it be a whole arc or some dumb detail, leave it below and it will probably make it in.

Ethan no matter wht happens thanks for everything g u have done ima probably me gone for a while so yeah dead ass for all the shit I done to u ,before the end of the year I will give u 20 bucks as a way to repay if ur not ethan or jake don't respond to this I'm screwed.cant take this shit no more the stress and fuckin anxiety of dealin with shit ill never get over with.

Dude if I weren't the youngest child in my family I would probably have a younger sibling that needs more mental help then me.

They would be coming home saying: Younger sibling: I'm home! Parents: Hey sweetie how was school? Younger sibling:Terrible. I want to jump everyone at school. Parents: YOUR ONLY IN 3RD GRADE! DID YOU LEARN THIS FROM YOUR SISTER?!?!?! Younger sibling:Yeah.. Parents: Ok. MIA GET YOUR ASS OVE… Read more

AND FUCKER i know that, cant ur blind ass see thats not the problem ur suppose to treat her better then me i get that.but thats not the point is knowing ur gonna dicth me sometime.becuz whacth her ass is probably going to get u to do that or u will js do it so ur respect for all the other beeners and shit but not mee like we used to roam in halls now all ur ass is goin to do is dicth me make it in a dark corner with ry.(U KNOW WHY I WANTED TO TAKE A PHOTO OF U KNOW WHAT IT WHASNT BECUZ I A SO CALLED"creep" its becuz i wanna show u what it feels like to get hurt and himluated. if u r a good freind then dont ban me or this post EVER