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Hey, I won't be here on wje for a while due to severe personal issues. (I actually will prob leave for a month or so. Ask cosmo if you have any serious questions not regarding my problems)

Hi guys, I know nobody asked but I’ll still say this anyways. I’m going to enter one of the hardest phases of my education soon so I’ll have to start studying more and getting to sleep earlier than I do. This means that I won’t be able to come on here frequently. Maybe on weekends I could come back on WJE but by the end of June I doubt I’d ever come back. Cheerio mates and have fun

hey guys, i usually don't do posts like this since i dont wanna vent or whatever, but i wanted to talk to yall. not about my medical shit or me feeling ugly cuz korea or whatever its that i recently lost my best friend and i was wondering im in the asshole lmfao aaand i need advice lmfao first off we met in eigth grade and her name, lets call her kim. kim was in a friend group with me, ha rin (haerin on wje) kim was … Read more

Hey guys. Please don’t attack me for asking this but I was wondering if someone could please explain the whole BP controversy 1. How does this site and BP connnext 2. Why does everyone on here hate BP and it’s ppl

you're standing alone outside in the rain at night. Two portals suddenly open in front of you. In one you can see a beautiful sky world and in the other a dark place with many forests and cliffs. In each portal a man now stands and asks you if you want to join their world and fight against the other world to protect your own world. The man in the dark portal is wearing leather clothes and is about thirty years old, the person in the portal next to him is wearing white robes and also has a golden sword. But he doesn't seem particularly likeable to you. which world will you join? What do they offer you and what will you do after entering the portal?

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Ahoy, mateys! Someone has sent me to ask the fellow WJE members if they want to move to FlopTropica island.

Hi guys just wanted to update yal on some stuff First off remember I’ll be off from Christmas Eve to New Year’s Day because I have double jaw surgery. Second off ppl have been asking my eyes feel weirdly a lot better Third off I’m having a better time then I was a while ago I mean I have a bf and stuff now but like idk were great he’s so fine omg Fourth off my mental health is not great right now (Asian parents, surgery, school, etc) so I might be kinda venting idk just y’all don’t have to pay attention at all Bye

Hey, people! My stepmother had been to the store with my baby brother today. She came home at 14:30 or something, (European time) she asked me to help her carry the groceries bags. [note: the bags are made out of plastic]

I did as I was asked for. The stairs I had to walk down has 18 steps. (yes, I count every step in a staircase when I walk in one.) The staircase ain’t very steep. The ninth step is big, you can f… Read more

Hi guys sorry I was not able to text you all but the surgery happened I had to leave my phone at home It was honestly really scary They we’re having problems with the anastesia machines so it hurt a bit The surgery is done now I got home like an hour ago and my eyes have been like really red and puffy Also I did ask the doctors to get out of it It didn’t work

OMG guys it’s actually happening I asked my mom she she was like ru stupid I already payed for it lol So yeah it’s happening I can’t get out of it

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Some members here have asked me to renovate Worst Jokes Ever. Which medium would you like to use for the renovated site?

btw I see people asking "wtf happened to the stig he used to be cool" no he never was

https://worstjokesever.com/@thestig/community

I’ve been playing a lot of catch up and going through all the most recent posts and reading all of the arguments and drama. There are obviously those who wish for peace and those who wish for war, and to add fuel to the fire. I am not choosing sides, but I am asking if someone could catch me up on all of the drama? I think it would be quite a story. And one more thing. Wade. I know who you are.

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PEOPLE OF THE COMMUNITY! As requested by a very large amount of members, we’re gonna revamp “the rules” and hopefully fix this issue once and for all.

The following statement is a proposal made to all the mods, to which we agreed. Now it is YOUR turn to have a say, cast your votes people! Let’s restore this site to how it used to be!

“That rule about insulting people should only be for the Germans and no one else. … Read more