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Scripts.com Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yell… Read more

My dearest friends and family, after seventeen years I have decided that instead of continuing to suffer in the disgusting place that is called “earth,” I have decided that Hell would suit me better. Yes, I didn’t say heaven, and that is because I have done nothing but sinned my way through life and I’m sorry. I’m sorry for rejecting help. I’m sorry for pushing you all to the sides and obsessing over myself. The only… Read more

so I'm a 1ft 2 inch carrot that is 4 inches wide. I was the biggest baddest carrot in the supermarket until one day, a 17 year old boy grabbed me alongside some vaseline. And then, when we got home, he dipped me in that vaseline and... I don't need to say the rest. Anyways I now smell like shit and his mother threw me out the window out of fear. I then got picked up by a trash collecter and he used me as a dildo too.… Read more

Yo wsg Matt, i need my account @my melodyy back, and i need the password to be reset to the last password changed BEFORE it was changed again. Don’t ask why, I have beef with someone’s mom and they changed it. Anyways thanks

I think it’s time an important chapter of my life came to an end, worst jokes ever. I have enjoyed my time on here. I learned some new words on here, and I am no longer a silly delulu guy. I have matured because of this site, surprisingly. I take things seriously, and i enjoy life more. Well when I’m on here, not IRL. This site has not made my mental health any better. Acutally, it made it worse. From january until n… Read more

Alright FOR STARTERS, let me explain and tell everyone the truth here about me and Jake breaking up. I'll confirm what’s fake and what's not, starting with the first rumor. The rumors about me and Jake breaking up are true. We broke up about a month ago, due to personal reasons that were going on with Jake and slowly drifting apart. The reason I didn't tell anyone about me and him not being together anymore, was be… Read more

well shit, I ain't gonna kms (seriously), but I don't know what to do with myself anymore I barely have any good irl friends anymore I might get pulled out of my school I'm scared of losing the friends I have I'm lying to my parents and destroyed their trust in me I'm angering so many of the people that I care about here I feel like I'm losing people left and right I want to make everyone around me happy, but I keep forgetting myself. My mental health is going horribly Just fuck it idk anymore I'm just so scared of the way people are attacking me. fuck fuck fuck fuck anyway see yall

Ok, I need to make some things straight. This site has gone into chaos because of this stupid stuff that’s been going on, so right now I’m only gonna tell the facts. No stupid false stuff, no fluff, nothing. You guys need to understand what happened. A week ago, I attempted scuicide by overdose via Benadryl and a mix of other random opioids. This was around 7:55 AM EST. I passed out, making a big banging sound, awak… Read more

Rip Ethan. You were such a chill dude. Frfr. Anyways, my name is Andrew and I’m Ethan’s buddy from school. Imma make an account but just reminding yall problems don’t last forever.

Hello guys... it's been a while hasn't it. I have some updates for you guys 1. I started senior year! It's been pretty good so far. I did however move to the middle of nowhere for my apparent "issues" and I'll probably move back in a month or so to resume my studies in my home town. 2. I just got out of a psych ward two weeks ago and my mental health is so much better. Thanks to my friends and family, I have help no… Read more

I know what the poll said, but I’m gonna make a Dark RapBoat account ANYWAY, or else that wouldn’t be very Dark RapBoat of me

omg hi guys i’m back 🎀 it’s been a while i just needed to get off wje for a bit, i was dealing with family issues and stuff and a lot happened, and i was being extremely disrespectful to people on here. i am sorry. anyways ily guys <3

hey yalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll its me MIAAAAA anyways hey wass i missed sigh

What’s up chat, I’m back you probably can guess who this is by the way I type. Wade I really appreciate how you’re back. Anyways, I’m gonna go again since no one wants me here after what I did. I love you all. -E.L. (Not el)

I'm bored asf and at this point idc

My Snap is - smg2011zzz My Discord - call_me_anything13 And yall don't get my phone number unless we talk a lot

The only reason I will be on this site is to post stolen memes or talk to chxl when she's on the site. Anyways....yea

Hello you immature children, im gonna be gone for a couple of days because im going on a trip 🌺🌴 Chanel is gonna be my pookie that watches yall because some of you little shits like to start things, ANYWAYS LOVE YOU POOKS (mostly Chanel and Leo)