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Holy fuck this site is actually alive I forgot this site even existed Anyways I’ve just been off of here because I lowkey have a life outside of the internet, I’m on other online whatnot and make music now, My SoundCloud is prodmonarda and my instagram and discord is also prodmonarda Matt or explain bear if you see this I am deeply sorry for my actions

matt genuine question here, how are you doing these days. it must be hard to run this site. it costs money. anyways you probably know me and hate my guts, so I'd like to make it up to you. I barely go on this site anymore which luckily is good for you. but that is all id like to say. may life become sweet with the fruits of your labor. goodbye.

Hey my Mexican baddies. Long time no chat. Anyways, I only came here cause I need some of yall to add my discord. Since I know that’s what yall use nowadays instead of Snapchat? Anyways yeah. That’s it bye. I’ll check back to snatch yalls dc then leave bye my Mexican baddies. Discord: Ilovemyhamstersm

Dear Sarah,

Your last comment was 3 days ago. You use your phone about 3-4 hours daily. You have a boyfriend, and possibly are in the field of medicine, although I can't be sure. You're right handed. (By "possibly" in the field of medicine I mean you don't seem to be in it yet, but you may be working towards it.) Ok, so you're definitely not in the field yet and are most likely in high school. You like horror, and y… Read more

Hi i just wanted to check in i guess to just say im going to take my own life tonight No im not joking im legitimately doing this shit lmao Thanks for cosmo for being nice to me sometimes , lmao. I wish i never faked my death cuz then it would seem more legit. LMAOOO anyways remember me. Yall really just distracted me when i was at a low point. Even though it probably fucked me over more than actually helped me LMFAOOO Anyways thats all i wanna say. Ily guys forever and ever. Even if yall probably groomed me :3

Soooo guys I lost my discord account since my dc was on my iPad anddddd I don’t remember password and I change my Gmail password so yeah I don’t remember nun of it but anyways, yall should add my new dc and my final one I PROMISE

dc: ilovemyhamste

I'm not on here as much but uhh anyways imma probably js leave the site, maybe I'll come back later but idk, its dead, and I don't like it anymore since Wade and Jake and others are gone, but uh yeah bye

I watch gay porn, BUT WAIT! I do it because I’m homophobic and find it hilarious, I sit there rocking back and forth, pointing and laughing at the screen, slapping my knee while eating popcorn and wiping a tear from my eye, a true rib tickler. Anyway after that lesbian-boy looking bullshit is over, I work up an appetite for some real porn and watch lesbian content to balance things out.

"You run like a girl" When I was 11 my mom left me on side of the road with the guy who yk...yeah. ANYWAYS I chased after the car for 5 miles there and bck, screaming begging her to stop the car...but she never did. So yes I do "run like a girl"

Trama dump😜😜😜 #thankumom #greatestpersonever

Mom of the year def goes to her.

💔💔💔💔😭😭😭😔😔😔

Soooooooooooooooooooooo x1000 anyways I did an online thingy with meh doctor I need physical therapy for my back😞🙏🏼 but other than that I’m healthy and I get the stitches out in 16 days and I can ride my dirt bike again after 2 weeks (but it’s broken) that’s my update (not that anybody cares) also Mr.Nibbles turns 1 in 3 days (February 9th) so yas anyways if since I’m basically locked in my room (bed rest) I need … Read more

Hey ugliesssss it’s me Kayla ofc anyways I’m writing this cuz I would like to inform you all that I am officially gone? Eh that didnt sound as cool as I thought “I’m a legend thanos” anywaysssssss heh, I won’t be active for a little while cuz I’m being forced i apparently have a coconsussion not a bad one I just have to stay in a very dark room so my eyes are burning while I’m currently typing this but yea I just wan… Read more

It’s time for me to leave this website once and for all. No, I’m not going to come back to the website for a while, (I’m trying one year) and it’s because I’m not doing well and ruining you guys’s experiences on this website. I’m sorry for everything i’ve ever done, being other people wasn’t cool and I have no excuses. My main apologies go to Matt, Ethan, and Jake who had to deal with my ass. I’m SO sorry to hurt yo… Read more

Guys, I think its time to accept this site is dead. It brings me great sadness to say, but it is the objective truth. Lets begin with the obvious: the lost. Wade, Perc, SaH, Wilkson, they are all gone. Some of our best users have not been on in months.

Second is the lack of trolls, I know its odd to say but I miss the days when you could get on an anon and bully people, or troll. I also miss the hate directed at cer… Read more

Hi I’m new here... I just came on here to post jokes and then forgot about the site And now the community area exists? Anyways I hope to meet you guys soon

Guys, for whatever reason, please do NOT use fly trap paper to wax your asshole!!!

Today, I was trying to search around my house for some waxing paper because my intertwined lengthy asshole hairs created a humid environment to where sweat and fungus was able to be produced. Then, I looked in my father's garage and I was able to find a large sheet of waxing paper (or so I thought).

The waxing paper was yellow for wh… Read more

Scripts.com Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yell… Read more