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GENESIS 6 Wickedness in the World 1When human beings began to increase in number on the earth and daughters were born to them, 2the sons of God saw that the daughters of humans were beautiful, and they married any of them they chose. 3Then the Lord said, “My Spirit will not contend with humans forever, for they are mortal; their days will be a hundred and twenty years.” 4The Nephilim were on the earth in those days—a… Read more
Heyyo.I have no idea what the hell is going on.Theres someone out there,who has the same Name as me.But...THATS NOT ME.I also used to be unregistried when i joines this Website 1 week ago,but the only Thing i wrote was:Like if you are here for no Reason.I have no idea what the other Tom is doing just in Case...That green guy is NOT me.
What kind of music do you all like? Personally I love pretty much any rock song from the ‘70s to 2000s. Also a great variety of pop, so pretty much just a bunch of stuff.
Hello. How are you today? I'm fine but it was also a tiring day because today was the first day of school after the autumn holidays. I was so tired at school. Just wanted to tell my day like this
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they… Read more
Stop this bullshit. Let's go back to writing jokes and commenting funny things. Also, don't comment on this post. You're gonna start some of nonsense.
Hey! I wanted to thank you all for all the likes! Really makes my day! Anyways, I have some helpful things you could do if your feeling mad, sad, ect! Hope this helps <3
Angry:
Push a wall, maybe you're thinking it's something you want to push. It releases the negativity that you might be feeling.
Once you've calmed down, maybe tell a friend or parent your concerns. You could also go to support, Hailey my friend … Read more
Feminists be like:
I want equality, but I also want special treatment.
Hi guys, so I have a friend who is really important to me, and her name is Caitlyn. And I'm asking if you could do one thing for me.
So, Caitlyns got a few nicknames, Cat, Katey, etc. But her Worst jokes ever username is 'Caitlyn'. She only just started on this about a week ago and I would love it if you could keep an eye out for her jokes, and always press the like button for her because she really loves it when sm… Read more
I like to try and help people out with things like relationship issues or stress. I can be a bit of a beach sometimes but I don't mean to. I have ADD, (Attention deficit disorder) which is pretty much ADHD but I don't have the hyperactivity. It is also known as inattentive ADHD. ADHD can often cause things like:
Memory struggle, Easily triggered (Anger) You get the idea.
Adhd is a very misunderstood disorder/disabi… Read more
Hello. I'm more often here and I also write some jokes. Regards from Germany. ^^
The ancient Egyptians had porn so if you call somebody perverted and stupid for watching porn that’s like saying somebody who can build skyscrapers with handheld tools is weak also did they only have handheld tools I mean we found battery’s in ancient tombs
Soooo I'm gonna sum up what I did in this year (2045). First off, I tied up ZEPHYR and fucked his hoe shay after drugging her. She died in a crash on her way home. Then I tortured ZEPHYR and forced him to tell me all his jokes and I used his jokes to get some real ass bitches. I also got rich off of my jokes and bought this website and renamed it into BESTJOKESEVER. Now all of the jokes on BESTJOKESEVER.COM must be top tier or I will personally come to your house and beat the shit out of you.
Guess whos back~ also hiiiii
Incoming message all members please read: we are going to war with the stig, we must drive him out of this website. We are also going to crush the so called "stig nation". THIS IS WAR!!!! ⚔️
Can we start some sort of friend group here? Place Ur allegiance now, also we should create a name, anyone who joins can help decide a name. Everyone welcome 👑
I’ve been useing tgis site for awile but can somebody tell me are aconts saved to device? Do I get notifications if I make an acont? I’m ten I can’t let my hot mom see this website I’ll be deadbeat. Also can website owners ban panoply who only have bad puns I think it was better when it was all ofenceive and morbid
the youngest picture of you is also the oldest picture of you...
Could a parking garage also be called a broom closet?