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This is the WJE genie. I will grant wishes and predict your miserable future. The AG family will all get very rich and famous and become the next Kardashians leosarefire will recover from their eye surgery and move to North Korea because they are Ching Chong Hanjisungswife, yuri, kidzbopuwu, and all the aussies will move to New Zealand. Dagger and Dagger Jr. will become the owners of WJE and overthrow trolls BoredPanda will cease to exist in a day or so. I have been looking through all the comments. These predictions will be true in no time! In the meantime, the trolling will begin.

Jeez, Iโ€™ve been gone for a little while only to come back to a bunch of brain-dead children. Literally who opened my basement? Who let them out? To all you newcomers, kys. Youโ€™ve all got shit-for-brains. Please ingest some botulinum. Youโ€™d be us a favour.

WorstJokesEver 2 Coming Soon as the site is dying rapidly and will soon be deleted.

All of the new BoredPanda members are welcome to migrate. Follow this account to stay updated.

Hi guys sorry I was not able to text you all but the surgery happened I had to leave my phone at home It was honestly really scary They weโ€™re having problems with the anastesia machines so it hurt a bit The surgery is done now I got home like an hour ago and my eyes have been like really red and puffy Also I did ask the doctors to get out of it It didnโ€™t work

People, I won't be here for much longer, I'm dying. I don't know what I have but I dont have much longer to live, my heartrate got down to 10 today and my oxygen levels got to 20 the doctotrs dont know whats wrong but I fear the worst, if I don't survive, I'd like to thank wade for his jokes and helping me get through hard times, the rest of you are amazing. It was nice getting to talk to you all.

Hiii :3 I dont know any of yall but Godzilla -1.0's theatrical run has been extended again! its also been introduced to new theaters all over the world!! Be sure to make sure that ur able to catch it!! Even if ur not a G-fan, its a great movie!!

Say what, say what? Say what, say what? Say what, say what? I say what, say what? (My dick is bigger than yours) Ooh, I say what, say what? I say what, say what? I say what, say what? (My band is bigger than yours) Too bad, I got your beans in my bag You stuck-up sucker, Korny motherfucker Taking over flows is the Limp pimp Need a Bizkit to save this crew from Jon Davis I'm gonna drop a little east side skill Ya bestโ€ฆ Read more

Hello, WJE! My name is Mike Steinberg and I am a male feminist and LGBTQ activist, and anti-racist. Let me show you around my house. Over here are my... uh, jugs, [don't drink them ;)] there are about 71 of them in total, I like to call it "the autumn sea" because of the diverse colors that are visible. Over here on my computer I like to code scripts that auto-ban disgusting racists, anti-semites, and transphobes, Heโ€ฆ Read more

its official starting today at 3:05 pm, I will not be on this site for a week. The NExt week I might be on, but the week after that I wont be I wish you all a very pleasent winter break

I feel bad for Matt. He worked really hard to make this website, mods and all, but now it's all crashing down. His website isn't even known that well. :'( poor guy

I cant believe it was a Field trip today and I didn't have enough points to come so now im stuck in one class with all 7th graders doing I-ready

GOODMORNING EVERYONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I LOVE YOU ALL OR ALMOST ALL YOU GOODNIGHT SEXY CHEXYYY

i js wanted to write this while I'm here.

Charlie, yes we've had our ups and downs but i honestly love you so much i wont be on here anymore so i js wanted to say goodbye.

Chex and Madi, you guys are honestly my role models, your eyes, your hair, your body, your honestly so perfect that i just wanna be you so fuckin bad.

Jake and Wade, you guys have made me so happy these past few months I've been on, i just wanteโ€ฆ Read more

Yo Dagger I can start deleting posts if u want, like all the ones with 10 comments or less

I've seen alot of things on the internet abt ppl cuttin themselves. Idk if any of u do but all I can say is pls dont. You shouldnt hurt yourself bcuz others hurt u. It's not worth it. Trust me, ik. There's always gonna be someone who cares abt u even if u dont realise it.

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Donut, if you don't stop being an annoying bitch, I will ban you. All in favour, vote.

Breaking my hiatus to say that I will be extending my hiatus until I go on Christmas break. It's gonna be another busy week for me so I'll be focusing on school stuff mostly. I MIGHT check uwu occasionally, but don't expect me to be on there all the time. Hope everything's going well for you all, see you soon!