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Hey it’s me again, your favorite lonely person. Sorry for over sharing, im not great right now. I have gone through more of the messages. Please stop sending offensive things. I mean you guys can but it’s really fucking annoying. Especially lil AG. also you guys are wild as fuck thinking all this shit you guys are all probably way too young for this shit. (I am 18). Thanks.

“I forgived her ages ago. I hope she has a wonderful life and that all goes well. But things don’t just become ok after the things she said (I saw all the chats on WJE). I will not talk to her again (maybe ever) and I wish her all the best. And, Amy, please don’t ever go to that spiral of hatred again, in any way.” Amy, please respond, this message was from ice

To Amy, from Ice: “I forgived her ages ago. I hope she has a wonderful life and that all goes well. But things don’t just become ok after the things she said (I saw all the chats on WJE). I will not talk to her again (maybe ever) and I wish her all the best. And, Amy, please don’t ever go to that spiral of hatred again, in any way.”

I’m going to get double jaw surgery in an hour I’m still home my mom is gonna drive me in thirty minutes I’m so scared lol I saw videos of people recovering an apparently it takes a bit longer then the other one I got Anyways I won’t be posting for two to three days because I have to stay in the hospital for a while :) I’m scared I’ll miss you all As soon as I finish I’ll make a post

Hi guys just wanted to update yal on some stuff First off remember I’ll be off from Christmas Eve to New Year’s Day because I have double jaw surgery. Second off ppl have been asking my eyes feel weirdly a lot better Third off I’m having a better time then I was a while ago I mean I have a bf and stuff now but like idk were great he’s so fine omg Fourth off my mental health is not great right now (Asian parents, surgery, school, etc) so I might be kinda venting idk just y’all don’t have to pay attention at all Bye

I'm Gabe's (Mid-Western Motherfucker) old friend from when he visited toronto in the 2000's. I would like to say that you all changed him very much, when we met he was grumpy terrifying and rude, but in recent times he was happier and talking about you guys. My honest thanks for helping him be a better man and my apologies for his passing, I hope you will all remember him. (If you don't believe me he had his account saved on his fridge door and I will comment from his account on this post)

Hello again. It's your favorite lonely person. I have read your millions of texts about BoredPanda, Amy, Dagger, and all of those people and I can say that you all need to follow this saying: Zip it, lock it, put it in your pocket. Stop tormenting little kids, get off your computer, and live a normal life. Also, Donut and Jake's relationship should be disbanded immediately, since online dating is for fucking losers. Thank you, all.

This is the WJE genie. I will grant wishes and predict your miserable future. The AG family will all get very rich and famous and become the next Kardashians leosarefire will recover from their eye surgery and move to North Korea because they are Ching Chong Hanjisungswife, yuri, kidzbopuwu, and all the aussies will move to New Zealand. Dagger and Dagger Jr. will become the owners of WJE and overthrow trolls BoredPanda will cease to exist in a day or so. I have been looking through all the comments. These predictions will be true in no time! In the meantime, the trolling will begin.

Jeez, I’ve been gone for a little while only to come back to a bunch of brain-dead children. Literally who opened my basement? Who let them out? To all you newcomers, kys. You’ve all got shit-for-brains. Please ingest some botulinum. You’d be us a favour.

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Hi guys sorry I was not able to text you all but the surgery happened I had to leave my phone at home It was honestly really scary They we’re having problems with the anastesia machines so it hurt a bit The surgery is done now I got home like an hour ago and my eyes have been like really red and puffy Also I did ask the doctors to get out of it It didn’t work

People, I won't be here for much longer, I'm dying. I don't know what I have but I dont have much longer to live, my heartrate got down to 10 today and my oxygen levels got to 20 the doctotrs dont know whats wrong but I fear the worst, if I don't survive, I'd like to thank wade for his jokes and helping me get through hard times, the rest of you are amazing. It was nice getting to talk to you all.

Hiii :3 I dont know any of yall but Godzilla -1.0's theatrical run has been extended again! its also been introduced to new theaters all over the world!! Be sure to make sure that ur able to catch it!! Even if ur not a G-fan, its a great movie!!

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Hello, WJE! My name is Mike Steinberg and I am a male feminist and LGBTQ activist, and anti-racist. Let me show you around my house. Over here are my... uh, jugs, [don't drink them ;)] there are about 71 of them in total, I like to call it "the autumn sea" because of the diverse colors that are visible. Over here on my computer I like to code scripts that auto-ban disgusting racists, anti-semites, and transphobes, He… Read more