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I fucking hate Stuart Little. I know what you’re thinking, this is some funny joke, but no. Stuart Little is a piece of shit. fucking damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and he’s supposed to be a hero? And I can’t even tell you how many damn times I’ve seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realize Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid tiny fucking convertible. He took my wife and the kids and my house and my job. I swear to fucking god.

SHREK

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William Steig & Ted Elliott

SHREK Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. … Read more

I get that feeling when a movie is at the end. The good guys have resolved the problem with the bad guys, and everybody is happy. But I honestly feel kinda bad that this situation and drama ended, because it was a lot of fun, playing along with it and pretending I believed Lizzy's sob stories and that she attempted suicide. I will tell you guys, that I knew from the beginning Lizzy was fake. The first time it caught my eye was when she posted her "face reveal" and said she also posted it on Google. After that, the drama and the situations that unfolded confirmed what I believed. Her "face reveal" is actually a picture of Dove Cameron form her Snapchat. So yeah, I will miss the drama.

I will like to say thanks to everybody who actually accept me as there friends and not use me I really am thankful for y'all

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Hey im, sorta new here- so can I ask a question?: Why is it so toxic here? People are entitled to their owns opinions about things and it is better to keep your trap shut than to cause drama.

No offense do be all "WeLL aCtuALLy-" I dont want any of that shit today^^

OK. I'm not saying any names here, but some people here need to calm the heck down. This site is for jokes, not for giving crappy opinions that only make people upset. Is it so hard to be kind? Or are some of you guys just bad at being good people? I also have not been the best person here, so in the comments we actually need to discuss problems that we can actually help. I don't want any BS about "iT doEsnT maTTEr, peoPLe wOn't LIstEn". It is your job as a human being to be kind and accepting to others. So address problems that I, as well as others have, that can be fixed.

wHy Do I wIsH i WaS sTiLl At CaMp?!

Idk why, but at home and school I feel all of this pressure to put on a fake smile and pretend everything's fine, but at camp I finally felt like myself. Like I could be myself. Like people weren't judging me anymore, like I could actually be accepted for who I am. But once I got back to school and off the bus, I instantly felt pressure again. And it really sucks.

Hailey, stop abusing your mod power. Matt made a mistake giving you mod. Also, stop insulting me like a 4 y/old. I will take a screenshot of you calling a fucked-up retard to show Matt who you actually are. An insecure, depressed, and close-to-suicide little girl.

This is completely a waist of time, but worth it at the same time.

*Dad's sitting on the couch reading news paper when wife walks in*

Husband: "This music.. Is the final boss coming? Or worse.. It's my wife..."

Wife: "You jobless monkey... Money to pay bills doesn't grow on tree's"

Husband: "Well it's no my fault.. And I was born poor *Over it* If I was son of Bill Gates I'd bathe in money.."

Wife: "First go bat… Read more

fuck the jannies here, they take down my threads go to an actual board, like this one - boards.4chan.org/pol/

I know you came out and you made a- a e- a- you came out and you made an apology, but fuck you and yo goddamn apology, okay? Fuck dat shit. I understand you was drunk and you was drinkin' and stuff, you know what I'm sayin', and who knows, you just might actually be, might just actually be, y'know, on some real shit, be sorry for actually using it, you might actually be sincere, but how the fuck am I supposed to know that? How the fuck are the fans around the city of Philly supposed to know that? We don't!

y'all be thinking the stigg and the ngg and the n!gg and zan!ggg are actually passionate about what they say when really they just bored asl and laugh they ass off when you interact wit them

My EDP x Chet Goldstein fanfic Chet: You don't like women your age huh? Then whaddya say about men your age?

Edp445: * blushes * W-what the hell are you talkin' bout man, I ain't gay bro I'm just here for a cupcake.

Chet: Oh, you say so? * grabs Edp445 by his collar and kisses him *

Chet: Then whaddya think of this?

Edp445: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR MAN!!! (in a muffling voice, while blushing intensely) altough… Read more

I mistakenly sexted my wife’s sister A couple years ago I was on a business trip and missing my wife. I decided to take a suggestive picture (me in my boxer briefs, clearly with a bulge and just the tip sticking out the top) and send it to my wife. We don’t usually sext but I figured she’d appreciate knowing I was thinking of her.

It was late, I was tired, and barely paying attention. I accidentally sent it to her s… Read more