Comic book character jokes
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!
It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.
In my mother's generation, they grew up with Wonder Woman. In ours, we have to wonder if she's a woman.
What do Spiderman and an orphan have in common? They both have no way home.
What would Batman do if he wasn't rich?
He would be robin.
