Colonial memes

I got introduced to a dwarf at a nudist colony the other day.

When we shook, the pleasure was all mine.

Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of antibodies.

So, some ants in a colony go to war. They want some more troops and know that there are ants that went to wars as well. They call them war-ants.

They start barging into homes to search for more war-ants. They barge into a home, and the lady-ant goes, "Hey, why are you here? Can you please leave?" One of the ants replies with, "I'm sorry, but unless you have a war-ant, we have to keep searching your house."