Cold Medicine jokes
I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...
A man walks into a pharmacy and buys multiple containers of Tylenol, and the clerk asks why he's buying all of these. He replies with, "I'm playing 1 pill eat 100."
What do you call frozen Ibuprofen?
A chill pill.
I have an EpiPen.
My friend gave it to me when he was dying.
It seemed really important to him that I have it.
If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.
Community talk
Typically, the base for lean is a strong prescription cold medicine, specifically cough syrup that contains both promethazine and codeine. Other preparations use codeine/guaifenasin, hydrocodone/chlorphenamine, hydrocodone/APAP, and hydrocodone/homatropine. Over-the-counter cold medicines that contain dextromethorphan (often paired with guaifenasin or acetaminophen) as the active ingredient have also been used, as th… Read more