Cocane jokes

Johnny, Johnny?

Yes, Papa?

Sniffing cocaine?

YES SIRRR!

Little Johnny went to the beach, found some cocaine, and died. The end.

What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?

Cocaine.

One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.

My sister's name is Coco, and one day she was funny, so I told her, "You coconut."

Friends call me crack miser, whatever I snort. My brain starts to distort! I'll be in court.

I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.