Class room jokes

The kid with a gun walked into my classroom and fucking shot the teacher.

He pointed the gun at me and asked, "What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey, at least he gets free food.

When the school shooter finally leaves your classroom, but then the autistic kid next to you's sketchers light up.

A kid walks into the classroom on time.