Chunky jokes

Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.

Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."

So, a guy walks into a gas station and walks to the person working and says, "Can I have a Kit Kat Chunky?" So she gets him one, and then he says, "No, I want a normal Kit Kat, you fat bitch!"

My diet consists of Blood Pudding, I love it and have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, my secret ingredient though?

It consists of the blood and insides of my victims, it’s a bit chunky sometimes, some bits chewy, some bits hard, but it’s a hearty meal.

Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?

My friend: Chunky dunks.

What do you call an abortion in a bathtub?

Chunky Tomato Soup.

What's the chunkiest part of vegetable soup?

The wheelchair.

Josh is chubby.

I like chips.

Big Chungus.

Charlie likes big, black chocolate.

For any bag of chips, it's considered family size.

Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset. She said it's too small, so that's all. But later that day, he wanted to say, "Every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lying." She started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all. Everyone said, "Fly away big chunky balls."