Christopher Reeve jokes

Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.

What's Superman's weaknesses? Kryptonite and horses.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken.

Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.

What's got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman?

Christopher Reeve's horse.

What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?

Christopher Reeves in a house fire.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken.

What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?

Christopher Reeve.