Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.
What's Superman's weaknesses? Kryptonite and horses.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken.
Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.
What's got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman?
Christopher Reeve's horse.
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs? Christopher reeves in a house fire.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Christopher Walken.
What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?
Christopher Reeve.
