Christmas tree lights jokes

What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?

They can both flash.

What's the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?

They can both flash.

Father: "Fritz, light the Christmas tree!"

If I don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging from the roof.

It's Christmas morning, and all the decorations are done, but the tree looks like it's missing something. *grabs the noose*