Christmas tree lights jokes
What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.
What's the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?
They can both flash.
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging.
Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree.
The person: "Only the last thing left to hang!"
He grabs a noose.
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
What are the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights?
They are both going to be hanging from a tree.
What's a depressed kid's favorite holiday?.... Christmas because everything is hanging.