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Train

Penguin ๐Ÿง ยท 3 years ago
  • How does a train sneeze?

    It goes, "A-choo choo!"

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    Anonymous ยท 7 years ago
  • What is the difference between your new teacher and a train?

    Your teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Choo Choo!"

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