Chinaman jokes

Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"

China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat.

Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because "two wongs don't make a white."

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."

What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.

What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?

Phill Ming.