Children song jokes

Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.

What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,

One fell off and bumped his head.

The momma called the doctor and the doctor said...

“We’re calling Child Protective Services.”

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."

The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.

One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.