Chiken jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken!
Umm, Tyrone did not get his chicken.
Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
If you had 10 chicken nuggets and Jimmy tried to steal one, what would you have?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead Jimmy.
Why did the chicken go to KFC? ... To visit his family.
You take care of chickens. Does that make you a chicken tender?
What animal gets easily offended? The chicken; they always get roasted.
What is the most musical part of a chicken?
The drumstick.