Chicken Run jokes
You take care of chickens. Does that make you a chicken tender?
What do you call a running chicken?
Scared.
This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.
Why did the man say chickens were lucky?
Because they get killed and eaten.
what is the fastest land animal? the last chicken in a Kenyan village.
