Chicken Run jokes

You take care of chickens. Does that make you a chicken tender?

What do you call a running chicken?

Scared.

This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.

Why did the man say chickens were lucky?

Because they get killed and eaten.

what is the fastest land animal? the last chicken in a Kenyan village.