Chicken Run jokes

Teacher: Kids, what does a chicken give you?

Students: Eggs.

Teacher: Very good. Now, what does the pig give you?

Kids: Bacon.

Teacher: Excellent. Now, what does the fat cow give you?

Kids: Homework.

You take care of chickens. Does that make you a chicken tender?

This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.

Why did the man say chickens were lucky?

Because they get killed and eaten.

what is the fastest land animal? the last chicken in a Kenyan village.