Chica jokes

What did Bonnie say to Chica?

"Go kill yourself, dumbass bitch."

Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was fucking one and she kept on saying, "I'm Tu Yung."

What’s the best part about fucking an emo chick?... she's limited edition.

What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.

I'm 24 and I was with a Chinese lady, and she kept screaming, "I'm too young!" Like, I don't know what that name is.