Chica jokes

What did Bonnie say to Chica?

"Go kill yourself, dumbass bitch."

Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was, like, with one, and she kept on saying, "I'm too young."

What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?

They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.

My Asian girlfriend has a weird name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm too young."

If some girls are vegan, then why do they suck dick?

I'm 24 and I was with a Chinese lady, and she kept screaming, "I'm too young!" Like, I don't know what that name is.