Cheekiness jokes

Why did the bum get a slap?

Because it was being too cheeky.

I asked my midget neighbor if he wanted a lift. He told me to "Fuck off!!!" I thought, what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.

I asked to borrow a book from the library. It was titled "Suicide in Ten Easy Steps." The cunt just stood and said, "Cheeky bastard, you won't bring it back!"

How do you make an ass laugh?

Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.

Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?

It's between cheeks at the moment.

If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.

If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?

Is buttcheeks one word?

Or should I spread them?

lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.