Why did the bum get a slap?
Because it was being too cheeky.
I asked my midget neighbor if he wanted a lift. He told me to "Fuck off!!!" I thought, what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.
I asked to borrow a book from the library. It was titled "Suicide in Ten Easy Steps." The cunt just stood and said, "Cheeky bastard, you won't bring it back!"
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.
