Why did the bum get a slap ?
Because it was being to cheeky
I asked my midget neighbour if he wanted a lift. He told m to "Fuck of!!!"! I thought what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.
I asked to borrow a book from the library, it was titled 'suicide in ten easy steps' the cunt just stood and said "cheeky bastard, you won't bring it back!"
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky? It's between cheeks at the moment.
