Cheekiness

Cheekiness jokes

Midget

I asked my midget neighbor if he wanted a lift. He told me to "Fuck off!!!" I thought, what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.

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  • Suicide

    I asked to borrow a book from the library. It was titled "Suicide in Ten Easy Steps." The cunt just stood and said, "Cheeky bastard, you won't bring it back!"

    Man

    What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.

    What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).

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  • Kid

    If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?

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  • Cheese

    Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.

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