Cheekiness jokes

How do you make an ass laugh?

Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.

Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?

It's between cheeks at the moment.

I asked my midget neighbor if he wanted a lift. He told me to "Fuck off!!!" I thought, what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.

I asked to borrow a book from the library. It was titled "Suicide in Ten Easy Steps." The cunt just stood and said, "Cheeky bastard, you won't bring it back!"

What did one ass cheek say to the other?

"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"

Is "buttcheek" one word, or should I spread them?

Is buttcheeks one word?

Or should I spread them?

Can you believe they're still together after everything they've been through?

Who you might ask...

YOUR ASS CHEEKS!

Before Jane, was Tarzan clapping gorilla cheeks?

Why did the bum get a slap?

Because it was being too cheeky.