Charlie Pookie jokes

What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?

"Pikachu, I choose you!"

Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon -- from a landline.

Slavery is like Pokémon, you gotta catch them all.

Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.

Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball and caught 'em all.