Censorship jokes

I asked my North Korean friend how it is to live there.

He said he couldn't complain.

For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?

"Chancel culture!"

Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.

Obv, unless you share your residence.

I just got kicked out of the fucking library for putting the women's rights in the fiction section.

It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.

Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."

"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."

Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!

When I saw a dead body on the ground and my editor was filming, I told him to censor that a-hole. When I saw the completed product, he censored me. Then I killed him.

Who deleted my stuff??? Woooow, you racist just because I'm Hispanic?