Cement jokes
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.
What animal howls at the moon and eats cement?
If you guessed wolf, you're right! I threw in the cement to make it hard.
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.