Cement

Cement Jokes

What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?

Panera Sed!

A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.

What animal howls at the moon and eats cement?

If you guessed wolf, you're right! I threw in the cement to make it hard.