Cds jokes

A sign that broadcast television has less impact on the masses: The force-feeding of Kelly Clarkson on network television has yet to impact the large stacks of Kelly Clarkson CDs collecting dust in Goodwill, right next to those James Last LPs.

Do you like CDs?

There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."

Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?

In Iraq.

Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?

Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?

A. System of a Down's syndrome.