Catholic School jokes

A Catholic school is burning down. One of the priests says, "Save the children, save them!" Another priest says, "F*ck the children, we're gonna die!!" The last priest is like, "Hmmm... do we have time?"

Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.

I’m in catholic school.

Grove Christian School is a great school in Richmond, Virginia. I recommend that you go there.

In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching." Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?

So there’s more for the priest.