Castro jokes

What do you get when you cross a Cuban and corrupt dictator, Fidel Castro?

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.

Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon -- from a landline.

A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"

Chuck Norris can make 5 minute frosting in 4 minutes.

Chuck Norris can make an omelet from Kinder surprise.