Capital Of Greece jokes

What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.

My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles' elbow.

If Italy attacked France from the rear, would Greece help?

The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.

You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"

Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."