Buddhist jokes

What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?

"Make me one with everything."

Your mama is so ugly.

The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.

The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.

The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."