Brooklyn Jokes

Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him your life is ruined. So Jim took a picture of her and the next thing you know he said is NOW MY PHONE IS RUINED.

A man from Brooklyn is arguing with an englishman. He says things like,

"It's a elevator, not'a lift!"


"It's bathroom! Not 'washroom'!"

He keeps going on until the englishman says,

"Hey wankar, it's a school, not a god damned shootin range."