Brooklyn jokes

Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"

A man from Brooklyn is arguing with an Englishman. He says things like,

"It's an elevator, not a lift!"

and

"It's a bathroom! Not 'washroom'!"

He keeps going on until the Englishman says,

"Hey wanker, it's a school, not a god damned shooting range."

The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.

The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

The Twin Towers are like Angry Birds in real life.

All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.