Dumbo jokes

I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So I said, "Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?" One of them snarled at me, "It's Wales, Dumbo!" So I corrected myself, "My apologies, so are you two whales from Ireland?"

So one time I was looking up the definition of "accident" because I was a little dumbo and didn’t know what it meant. Then my sister walks up behind me and points at the word and says, “That’s you!” (meaning that I was an accident).

A few minutes later, we had a big family meeting and my dad said to my sister, “Sweetie, you were an accident. We didn’t mean to make you, but we still love you with everything we’ve got.”

My sister never talked to me again and left the house. She was 17 when she left. Seriously, 17-year-olds just never mature, huh?

Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?

Because he punched dumbos like you people!

Why are orphans not on this?

They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Master has given Dobby a Glock. Dobby is Thug.

I went to the dam to take the dam tour, but the dam tour guide told me there wasn't going to be a dam tour that day. So I was thirsty and I wanted some dam water, but the dam man wouldn't give me any dam water, so I told the dam man to keep his dam water.

Bunger.

Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.

Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?