Both jokes
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?
Both have noses.
What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end.
What does an apple and a lawyer have in common?
They both look good hanging from a tree.
Timmy: *grabs box of Trojans*
Daddy:...
Timmy: Well come on diddy!
Daddy: Well shit lets go son!
Both: YEE YEE
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.
What does an emo kid and an apple have in common?
They both are hanging.
What do a blonde and a cow have in common?
They're both fat af.
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good
What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?
John fucked them both in the rear.
My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a "two for one special."
What’s the difference between a bleeding child and a bleeding chimpanzee?
They're both crazy and now dead.
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?
They both charge.
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.