I'm evilest-evil man.
"Yes, you are," scared guy.
No, me, it me: Evil super evil boy!
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
Boys eat Frito Bandito, but men eat Guido Bandito.
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.
Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.
Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.
One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.
The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"
The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!
"Aww, it's a boy, let me cut off the ombelicul cored, sir, that's his penis!"
"It's a girl."
The waiter comes and asks you for the check. Instead I give him a 20 dollar bill and say, "Boy, you can keep it!"
Boi.
Mom, Iโm pregnant.
Are you drunk? Why? Because youโre boy.
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
Stop putting up bad jokes, boi!
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?
When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.
This ole boy that's locked up called his ole lady and got into it with her, and she said, "Well, fuck you, I don't need you no more anyway. I got 2 or 3 guys out here wanting me and trying to fuck me."
He said, "Well, honey, that's the least of my worries. I got 10 or 12 guys in here tryin' to fuck me."
So I went to a mall and I was finna buy something... and I saw a little boy and he said "hello," so then I passed by him and he said "hi," and I was like "hi nigga," and he said, "um, just wondering something... I mean I like jokes, but what is dark humor?" And I was like "umm๐ค.. it's like ๐ค๐ค...like you see that guy without legs? Tell him to stand up"... and he said "I'm blind nigga" and I said "exactly homie"... aight nigga peace and look out๐๐
