Birthplace jokes

If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!

Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?

A: An orphan.

Where are virgins usually born?

Virginia.

Daughter: Where was I born?

Dad: Alabama.

Daughter: That is nice.

Mum: We have never been to Alabama.

Dad: RUN!

I have a daughter; she’s a fan. Her name is Penny. Fan she was born on the mountain Pen y Fan. I adopted her because her mum fell off the cliff after birthing Penny. It doesn’t matter, really; Penny’s mum wasn’t a big fan of her anyway.