If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan
Where are virgins usually born?
Virginia.
Daughter: Where was I born?
Dad: Alabama.
Daughter: That is nice.
Mum: We have never been to Alabama.
Dad: RUN!
I have a daughter; she’s a fan. Her name is Penny. Fan she was born on the mountain Pen y Fan. I adopted her because her mum fell off the cliff after birthing Penny. It doesn’t matter, really; Penny’s mum wasn’t a big fan of her anyway.
