Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Little Johnny went on a camping trip. All the tents were taken, so he shared with the teacher. So Little Johnny says: "Can I play with your bellybutton? My mom always lets me when we camp." So the teacher says: "Sure." 5 minutes later the teacher says: "Woah, woah, woah that's not my bellybutton!" Little Johnny says: "Woah, woah, woah, that's not my finger."
Little Johnny once was at a camp and asked his teacher if he could sleep with her because he was home sick so the teacher said yes and a few seconds later little Johnny asked if he could run his finger in he bellybutton and she said yes a few seconds later she moaned and felt so good but it was not his finger of putting it down her bellybutton it was his dick and her penis
