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Sultan Khan was a courtier in Akbar's court. He wanted to make his son the royal treasurer, but his cunning plans always failed.
Sultan Khan thought that Birbal was the cause of his son's misfortune, so he looked for an opportunity to get rid of Birbal. One day, Birbal was late to the emperor's court. Seeing this, Sultan Khan said, "Your Majesty, don't you think that Birbal is taking advantage of his position because he has been late these days?"
"This must be another plan to trap Birbal," said Akbar. So he decided to wait and see what Birbal would do. Akbar sat next to Suman Khan and said, "Yes, he must be punished."
Suman Khan was amazed to see his plan work this time. "From now, you should not agree to anything he says today," Akbar replied, "Agreed."
Soon, Birbal came to court. "Please spare me for being late. My wife was unwell." Akbar immediately said, "No."
Birbal was surprised. He tried again by saying, "But that's the truth. Please believe me." Again, Akbar replied, "No."
"There must be something going on," thought Birbal to himself. Then he asked, "Can we discuss important matters today?" Akbar immediately replied, "No, we will not."
"Then may I go home?" asked Birbal. Akbar said, "No, you will stay here this evening," said Akbar, enjoying himself. Birbal understood what was happening.
"Oh, so this is my game. The emperor is saying no to all my questions." He looked around and saw Suman Khan smiling, seeing him in trouble. "This must be his idea. Let me teach him a lesson."
The clever Birbal thought to Akbar, "Very well," he said. "But I have a last request. Will you please listen to me?" Akbar saw what Birbal had done.
He was very pleased and called loudly, "No, I will not listen to you." That is all Birbal said before returning to his seat. Suman Khan was stunned and angry, and Birbal had outwitted him, so he could not make his son the treasurer.
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from the pen to king to screen tthats my ring drama when I king I belive I see it my hart I fly through star and reach cloud
OMFG MIMI STOP YOURE BEGGING FOR ATTENTION JUST STOP IT'S ANNOYING AND IMMATURE YOU FAKED YOUR OWN DEATH PEOPLE HAVE PROOF YOU CAME BACK AND ARE PRETENDING TO BE A DIFFERENT PERSON AND IT'S NOT YOUR "TWIN SISTER" JUST STOP IT IS ANNOYING AND CHILDISH NO ONE IS GOING TO BELIVE YOU IF YOU LIE YOU ARE TRYING TO MAKE PEOPLE MAD AND HOW YOU ARE ACTING WILL HOPEFULLY GET YOU BANNED.
For those of you that don’t know Christianity is just a Jewish cult that has no historical or religious depth rather than hey this dude is a zombie for example Jesus was crusified because he claimed to be king of Jews so really if your Cranston you should just switch to Jewish because that’s basically what you belive in but more accurate better yet just be non religious like me