Beheading jokes

The USA has school shootings. We Canadians have bus beheadings.

What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?

Panera Behead.

A king ordered to execute a gay man.

The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."

You are walking through the woods when you cross a woman who has been raped and beheaded. What is the first thing you do?

Check your map, you’re obviously going in circles.