Beheading jokes

A king ordered to execute a gay man.

The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."

You are walking through the woods when you cross a woman who has been raped and beheaded. What is the first thing you do?

Check your map, you’re obviously going in circles.

What did Henry VIII say when he was asked to review Six the Musical?

"It was okay, but I really think they could have cut a few parts."

What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?

Panera Behead.

Why did Anne cross the road?

To get a new head ;)

The USA has school shootings. We Canadians have bus beheadings.

Get a head in life by decapitating someone.

Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.

Even the barber couldn't fix that hairline.

If per capita is an issue, decapita can be arranged.

You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔