Bambie jokes
What's the difference between the microphone and Bambi?
One is a Welsh idea, the other's a well shy deer.
Driving on a road at night and hit a speed bump. Remember, there are no speed bumps... I hit Bambi!
Bambi was calmly eating grass. All of a sudden, a red dot pointed near his heart caught his attention. He looked around anxiously, and he saw a man in camouflage. He whispered, "Time to join mother, Bambi!" Bambi knew what this meant. He ran. He heard a gunshot, followed by a wave of extreme pain. Bambi fell to the ground. He glanced at his leg, which was no longer attached to his body. The man in camouflage came up to him and stabbed him in the heart. Everything went black...
When Bubba's condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.
Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
The momma called the doctor and the doctor said...
“We’re calling Child Protective Services.”
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That’s not funny, you know Billy doesn’t have any arms and legs.”
Boys: “I know, we need a third base.”
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 cause my basement is still dark.