How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips? As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"
The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"
The school shooter: "I don't know."
The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."
For any bag of chips its considered family size
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips
Because They have no family to share it with
Dating a striper is like eating a bag of chips in class.
Everyone looks at you in disgust. But deep down inside they want some too.
Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?
You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be ur friend
Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because they're family size.
For orphans every bag of chips is family size
What do a bag of chips and a gun have in common?
When you pull either one out in class, everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend...
There is an upside to being an orphan. Every bag of chips is family size.
Someone was crushing a bag of chips i said are you making edibles
