Bag of chips jokes

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.

The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"

The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"

The school shooter: "I don't know."

The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."

For any bag of chips, it's considered family size.

Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?

Because they have no family to share it with.

Dating a stripper is like eating a bag of chips in class.

Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down inside they want some too.

Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?

You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be your friend.

Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because they're family size.

For orphans, every bag of chips is family size.

What do a bag of chips and a gun have in common?

When you pull either one out in class, everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend...

There is an upside to being an orphan. Every bag of chips is family size.

Someone was crushing a bag of chips. I said, "Are you making edibles?"