Baby strawberry jokes

Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because his mom was in a jam!

What stresses a baby strawberry out?

When its mom is in a jam.

Why did the strawberry cry? -- Because his mother was in a jam.

Teenager: "OMG, I’m prego, my mom's gonna kill me."

Baby: "Lmao, same"

My Smoothie Ingredients: - Bananas - Strawberry - The Blood of my ex - Peanut Butter

Babies can spread a nasty smell,

especially when you haven't fed them for a month.

If you think about it, taking candy from a baby is good because candy is bad for babies.